Ladies, men are simple creatures. Often times we make them seem more complicated than they really are. Men are very logical; they don't over analyze or intentionally complicate things. Often times they say exactly what it is that they mean. Below is a list of 5 things that if you do them consistently will keep your man happy.
1. Peace & Quiet ~ We all need our alone time but ladies let's face it, we are emotional creatures, we like to talk through our feelings and emotions. Men act based off logic, not emotion, that being the case they need space and alone time to think things through. He may do this in a variety of ways such as playing video games, basketball, etc. It's not a bad thing. We all need our space.
2. Food ~ This is a basic necessity for everyone but the saying "The way to a man's heart is through is stomach" is very true. Feed your man. Learn to make a few of his favorite dishes. It won't kill you and he'll appreciate the effort.
3. Oral Sex (Head) ~ Enough Said!
4. Kinky Sex ~ Get out of your comfort zone and try something new. Keep your relationship hot. Watch porn. You're an adult it's okay! Don't do it just for him, do it for you too. You deserve to be pleasured too.
5. Sports ~ Either learn his favorite sports and watch the games with him or leave him alone while he's watching sports. It is not acceptable to attempt a conversation with a man in the midst of any type of sporting event. It is acceptable to have kinky sex or perform oral sex and give him food during half-time.
Hmmmm I agree with everything except 1. Men can be VERY emotional. But the talking must be on their terms... Sad but true
ReplyDeleteYes lady, I stand corrected. Men are very emotional. What I "should" have said is that they display and process emotions very differently than women. This is why we need to give them time and space. As women we are emotional by nature, thus we're able to process and understand our emotions a lot better whereas men need time to "figure it out".
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